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Blind Man's Bluff (joke) Dan Blaine DBLIVIT blaine@eucom.mil A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a
Blonde joke?"

In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell
That joke, you should know something. Our bartender is blonde and the bouncer is blonde.

I'm a 6' tall, 200-pound black belt veteran of the Special
Forces.

The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225 and he's a rugby player.

The fella to your right is 6'5", pushing 300 pounds and he's a
wrestler. Each one of us is blonde.

Think about it, mister. You still wanna tell that joke?"

The blind guy thinks for a moment and replies, "Nah, not if I'm
Gonna have to explain it five times."



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