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Scandihoovian Computer Lingo C Connelly mcgil mmmg@netscape.net >Subject: Scandihoovian Computer Lingo
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>> LOG ON: making da vood stove hotter
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>> LOG OFF: don't add no more vood
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>> MONITOR: keep an eye on da vood stove
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>> MEGA HERTZ: vhen da big log drops on your bare feet in da morning
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>> FLOPPY DISK: vhat you get from pilingk too much vood
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>> RAM: da hydraulic thing dat makes da voodsplitter vork
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>> HARD DRIVE: getting home during most of da vinter
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>> PROMPT: vhat ya vish da mail vas durng da snow season
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>> ENTER: come on in
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>> WINDOWS: vhat you shut vhen it gets below zero
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>> SCREEN: vhat you goota fix on da vindows during back fly season
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>> CHIP: vhat you munch during Vikings games
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>> MICROCHIP: vhat's left in da bag vhen da chip are gone
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>> MODEM: vhat you did toda hay fields last Yuly
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>> DOT MATRIX: Eino Matrix' vife
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>> LAPTOP: vhere the grandkids sit
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>> KEYBOARD: vhere ya suppose to hang da keys so da Missus can find em
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>> SOFTWARE: da plastic picnic utensils, ya?
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>> MOUSE: vhat leaves dem little turds in da cupboard
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>> MAINFRAME: da part of da sauna dat holdsup da roof
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>> PORT: vhere da commercial fishin guys tie up dere boats
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>> DOCKING STATION: da same as PORT
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>> RAMCOM ACCESS MEMORY: vhen you can't remember how much you spent on da
>> new deer rifle vhen da vife ask about it



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