Musings Harry White hrwhite firstname.lastname@example.org
Life is just a phase you're going through...you'll get over it.
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.
For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program.
Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.
Eat well, stay fit, die anyway.
Men are from Earth. Women are from Earth. Deal with it.
No husband has ever been shot while doing the dishes.
A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.
Middle age is when broadness of the mind and narrowness of the waist change places.
Opportunities always look bigger going than coming.
Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you a mechanic.
Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator.
Someone who thinks logically provides a nice contrast to the real world.
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