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Old - Little old lady Harry White hrwhite This could only happen in California..
An elderly lady did her shopping and upon returning to her vehicle found 4 males in her car. She dropped her shopping bags, drew her handgun, and proceeded to scream at them at the top of her voice that she knew how to use it and that she would if required ... so get out of the car!
The 4 men didn't wait around for a second invitation but got out and ran like mad, where upon the lady proceeded to load her shopping bags into the back of the car and got into the driver's seat. Small problem: her key wouldn't fit the ignition. Her car, an identical model, was parked four or five spaces further down. She reloaded her bags into her car and drove to the police station. The sergeant that she told the story to nearly tore himself in two with laughter and pointed to the other end of the counter, where 4 pale white males were reporting a car jacking by a crazed elderly white woman ... No charges were filed.
Moral: Y'gotta watch out for us "little old ladies"!!!

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