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Old Harry White hrwhite leighnharry@earthlink.net Two elderly gentlemen were having coffee in the resort hotel the morning after their double wedding to their respective elderly wife's.

Jim said, with concern, "I'll have to see a doctor when I get home, I couldn't consummate my marriage last night."

"Well, really," says Bob. "I better see a therapist then - I didn't even think of it!"



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