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Old Harry White hrwhite Two elderly gentlemen were having coffee in the resort hotel the morning after their double wedding to their respective elderly wife's.

Jim said, with concern, "I'll have to see a doctor when I get home, I couldn't consummate my marriage last night."

"Well, really," says Bob. "I better see a therapist then - I didn't even think of it!"

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