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Blackened Steak #2 Dan Blaine DBLIVIT blaine@eucom.mil The city slicker goes out west and buys a chicken farm.

He goes down to the local feed store and orders 200 chicks to be delivered to his place.

He comes back to the store a day later and orders 200 more chicks, explaining to the proprietor that the 1st shipment of chicks didn't survive the first day.

Two days later, he comes back again and orders 200 more chicks. The proprietor remarks that he seems to be making progress, since this batch survived two days.

The city slicker replies: "Yeah, this time I planted 'em with the heads up."



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