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Old Harry White hrwhite "Old" is when your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes, and you're barefoot.

"Old" is when the porn you bring home is "Debby Does Dialysis."

"Old" is when your doctor doesn't give you x-rays anymore but just holds you up to the light.

"Old" is when a sexy babe catches your fancy and your pacemaker opens the garage door nearest your car.

"Old" is when your wife says "let's go upstairs and make love," and you answer, "honey, I can't do both!"

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