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Only Hugh Neal Mulligan neal There once were a group of monks who were having difficulty in making
payments on their belfry. In order to make the money they decided to set
up a flower shop outside the monastery.
It seemed that folks liked buying flowers from these "men of God" and they
did quite well. This didn't endear them to the flower shop in town. They
asked the good friars to close shop, since it was obviously an unfair advantage. The monks declined and business went well. The flower shop in town sent several messengers to the friars asking them to shut down, but to no avail.

Desperate, the town florist sent his mother to perhaps persuade these monks to see the light. They refused her too, and seeing no where else to turn, the town florist hired Hugh McNasty, a notorious thug, to "convince" the monks to close shop. Hugh beat up every single monk and the store closed down, proving once again . . . . . .

that Hugh, and only Hugh, can prevent florist friars.


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