The Good Wife Neal Mulligan neal email@example.com
After diagnosing a male patient with stress related illnesses the doctor asked the patient to wait outside while he spoke to the patient's wife.
Your husband is very ill, he told the wife, but it's due entirely to stress.
If you want him to recover you must begin by not pointing out his flaws all the time. You need to wait on him, cook his favorite meals, rub his back after work, suggest that he enjoy himself by watching team sports on TV. Rub his feet while he's watching TV, and if there is nothing on, perform oral sex to get him to relax. Further, you must have sex with him a minimum of 5 times a week. If you do these things I have no doubt that he will fully recover in 10 to 12 months.
Later in the car the husband asked the wife,
"Well, what did the doctor say?".
He said your going to die.
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