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Shingles Harry White hrwhite leighnharry@earthlink.net A fella walked into a doctor's office and the receptionist asked him what he
had. He said, "Shingles." So she took down his name, address, medical
insurance number and told him to have a seat. Fifteen minutes later a nurse's
aid came out and asked him what he had. He said, "Shingles." So she took
down his height, weight, a complete medical history and told him to wait in
the examining room. A half-hour later, a nurse came in and asked him what he
had. He said, "Shingles." So she gave him a blood test, a blood pressure
test, an electrocardiogram, told him to take off all his clothes and wait for
the doctor. An hour later the doctor came in and asked him what he had. He
said, "Shingles."
The doctor said, "Where?" He said,

"Outside in the truck. Where do you want them?"



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