Death Notice Diane J DJ Lost firstname.lastname@example.org
I'm saddened to announce the passing of The Energizer Bunny.
Associated Press (AP) April 6, 2000 - The Energizer Bunny, known best for "going and going and going..." passed away last evening at 12:42am.
Upon completion of the autopsy early this morning, the chief medical examiner ruled that the death was caused by acute cardiac arrest, induced by sexual over-stimulation.
Apparently, someone put the battery in backwards and the bunny kept coming and coming and coming... Foul play has not been ruled out.
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