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Hermaphrodite Harry White hrwhite After a woman gives birth, her doctor says, "I have to tell you something about your baby."

"What's wrong with my baby, Doctor? What's wrong???"

"Well, now, nothing's wrong, exactly, but your baby is a little bit... uh... different. Your baby is a hermaphrodite."

"A hermaphrodite? what's that???"

"It means your baby has the ... er ... features ... of both a male and a female."

The woman turns pale. "Oh my God! You mean it has a penis ...AND a brain?!?"

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