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Things you would NEVER hear a Southerner say:
Duct tape won’t fix that.
Wrasslin’s fake.
No kids in the back of the pick-up, it’s not safe.
Lisa Marie was lucky to catch Michael.
We don’t keep firearms in this house.
Has anybody seen the sideburn trimmer?
You can’t feed that to the dog.
I thought Graceland was tacky.
“I’ll take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex”
Honey, did you mail that donation to Greenpeace?
We’re vegetarians.
Do you think my hair is too big?
I’ll have grapefruit instead of biscuits and gravy.
Honey, these bonsai trees need watering.
Who’s Richard Petty?
Give me the small bag of pork rinds.
Deer heads detract from the decor.
Spitting is such a nasty habit.
I just couldn’t find a thing at Wal-Mart today.
Trim the fat off that steak.
Cappuccino tastes better than espresso.
The tires on that truck are too big.
Actually, unsweetened tea tastes better.
Would you like your fish poached or broiled?
My fiancee, Paula Jo, is registered at Tiffany’s.
I’ve got two cases of Zima for the Super Bowl.
Little Debbie snack cakes have too many fat grams.
Checkmate.
She’s too old to be wearing that bikini.
Those shorts ought to be a little longer, Darla.
Does the salad bar have bean sprouts?
Hey, here’s an episode of “Hee Haw” that we haven’t seen.
I don’t have a favorite college team.
Be sure to bring my salad dressing on the side.
I believe you cooked those green beans too long.

And the #1 thing you would NEVER hear a Southerner say:
Elvis who?



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