They call me Siegel da Seagull and I moved to da Sout' Shaw because of da Dump. I like seeing all of my friends and enjoying all I can eat, along wid da fresh breezes. I hoid from a boid that they're gonna close da Dump someday, and then om gonna move to Joisey, where dey appreciate boids.
-Siegel da Seagull.
PS, the Advance is my favorite paper; God Bless America.
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