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Joke ha ha ha Neal Mulligan neal karenmulligan@rcn.com Mary Dowd is in church one morning talking to her priest. I have bad news says she, Mike died last night. Oh, that's awful says the priest. Did he have any last words? Yes, he said put the gun down Mary.


An Irishman is careening down the street when a cop pulls him over. Tossed back a few have says the cop? More than a few answers himself. Well I stopped ya because your wife fell out of the car on the last corner. Thank God says the Irishman, I thought I'd gone deaf.

Whiskey is a terrible curse, it make ya beat your children, it causes ya to shot at your wife, and worse it makes ya miss.



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