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The First Amendment Charles Evans Cron If I don't make a joke of some things I'll go crazy.
You're Honor, all I did was ask for a Bastard File to shave the tits off the rod to the ball cock valve. I was then wrestled to the floor gagged and brought here in front of you. Sir, how else can I fix my toilet. The judge replied "We have laws about language like that, you should have asked for a Thingy file to remove the unwanted extrusions from your privates? OR called a licensed plumber who is trained in such delicate discourse.
And one more thing about Calafornia and it's judicial system, it is the only place in the world that a person can be found Not Guilty of murder and then be charged millions for doing it. OJ.

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