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Rich's Spell Checker Neal Mulligan neal Rich,
Was dis yuz? San Francisco: A man, wanting to rob a downtown Bank of America,
> walked into the branch and wrote "this iz a stikkup. Put all your muny
> in
> this bag."
> While standing in line, waiting to give his note to the teller, he began
> to
> worry that someone had seen him write the note and might call the police
> before he reached the teller window.
> So he left the Bank of America and crossed the street to Wells Fargo.
> After waiting a few minutes in line, he handed his note to the Wells
> Fargo
> teller.
> She read it and, surmising from his spelling errors that he was not the
> brightest light in the harbor, told him that she could not accept his
> stickup
> note because it was written on a Bank of America deposit slip and that
> he
> would either have to fill out a Wells Fargo deposit slip or go back to
> Bank
> of America. Looking somewhat
> defeated, the man said "OK" and left.
> The Wells Fargo teller then called the police who arrested the man a
> few
> minutes later, as he was waiting in line back at Bank of America.
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