Phractured Philosophies -you may hv hrd these b4 John Ritter JR email@example.com
If you must choose between two evils, pick the one
you've never tried.
Life is just a phase you're going through...you'll get over it.
Someone who thinks logically provides a nice
contrast to the real world.
Not one shred of evidence supports the notion
that life is serious.
Always yield to temptation-it may not pass your way again.
Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
Eat well, stay fit, die anyway.
Men are from earth. Women are from earth. Deal with it.
Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in his shoes.
That way, if he gets angry, he'll be a mile away - and barefoot.
If you look like your passport picture,
you probably need the trip.
Opportunities always look bigger going than coming.
There is always one more imbecile than you counted on.
It is easier to get forgiveness than permission.
For every action, there is an equal and opposite
Age is a high price to pay for maturity.
Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you
to recognize a mistake when you make it again.
Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves,
for they shall never cease to be amused.
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