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You are going to love or hate this Harry White hrwhite There was once an evil scientist named Eric Strano. He hated all
of humanity. He was so mean he moved to the wilds of Transylvania
and erected signs all around his property saying, "EVIL SCIENTIST!

Strano hated mankind so much he decided to do away with everyone!
His fiendish plan was to develop an army of man-eating robots that
would devour everyone on Earth. His first model, the Alpha, was
not successful. It could take only a small bite, then spit it out.

Strano was not discouraged. The Beta model was a bit better, and
each model after that was better still. Finally, Strano built the
Kappa model, which could devour an entire human in one fell chomp.

Strano build an army of Kappas, and released them. They fanned out
across Europe, eating every human in sight! Then they migrated to
Africa, Asia and the Americas, still gobbling up every single person.

Finally, the Kappas had eaten every human on Earth -- except one...
Soon Strano heard a loud clanking in the Transylvania forest.
Everywhere he turned, there was a robot bearing down upon him!

It seems the Kappas had returned to swallow Strano...

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