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Doctor Doctor Harry White hrwhite leighnharry@earthlink.net A woman goes to the doctor's and says, "Doctor, Doctor, you have to help me.
Every time I go to the bathroom, dimes come out!"

The doctor tells her to relax, go home, rest with her feet up and come back
in a week.

A week later the woman returns and says, "Doctor, Doctor, it's gotten worse!
Every time I go to the bathroom, quarters come out!! What's wrong with
me?"

Again the doctor tells her to relax, go home, rest
with her feet up and come back in a week.

Another week passes and the woman returns and
yells, "Doctor, Doctor, I'm still not getting better!
Every time I go to the bathroom, half-dollars
come out! What the heck is wrong with me?"

The doctor says, "Relax, Relax, ... you're just going through your change!"



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