What's Wrong???!!! Diane J DJ Lost email@example.com
When I went to lunch today, I noticed this lady about 75-80 years old sitting
on a park bench near the mall, and she was sobbing her eyes out.
I stopped and asked her what was wrong. She said, "I have a 22-year-old
husband at home. He makes love to me every morning and then gets up and
makes me pancakes, sausage, fresh fruit and freshly ground, brewed coffee.
I said, "Well, then why are you crying?"
She said, "He makes me homemade soup for lunch and my favorite brownies and
then makes love to me half the afternoon."
I said, "Well, so why are you crying?"
She said, "For dinner, he makes me a gourmet meal with wine and my favorite
dessert and then makes love to me until 2:00 a.m."
I said, "Well, why in the world would you be crying?"
She said, "I CAN'T REMEMBER WHERE I LIVE!!!!"
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