Excuses Diane J DJ Lost firstname.lastname@example.org
THE WORST EXCUSES FOR BEING LATE
1) My millennium countdown clock stopped running a couple of months ago.
2) The dog ate my laptop.
3) You know how crack dealers love to just sit and chat.
4) It took me six hours to put on my makeup (clowns only).
5) I had to find out how Blue's Clues ended.
6) Last night I made the mistake of requesting Midnight Train to Georgia - at Amtrak.
7) On my planet, being two hours late is a sign of respect.
8) It took me six hours to pick my nose (plastic surgeons only).
9) That keg of beer wasn't going to just drink itself.
10) I tried to explain to the officers, I could have sworn the sign said "Heavy Petting Zoo."
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