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Men! Diane J DJ Lost dianejmsn@hotmail.com
This one is because of what HR said earlier about women's random thoughts...

Men are like a fine wine. They start out as grapes. It's our job to stomp them, and then keep them in the dark until they
mature. And hopefully they'll turn out to be something we would like to have dinner with.

Men-tal Anxiety. . . Men-opause. . . Men-tal Breakdown. Ever notice that all problems start with MEN?

Q: What do men and pantyhose have in common?
A: They either cling, run or don't fit right in the crotch!

Q: Why do men whistle when they're sitting on the toilet?
A: Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe.

Q: What is the difference between men and
women:....
A: A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need...A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.

Q: How does a man keep his youth?
A: By giving her money, furs and diamonds.

Q: How do you keep your husband from reading
your e-mail?
A: Rename the mail folder to "instruction manuals"





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