Staten Island Web logo



FUNNY SIGNS Diane J DJ Lost dianejmsn@hotmail.com This is part of our very popular original series on true funny signs seen around the world. And Here they are:


********
Found written on the wall in front of a photocopier of a company going through hardships : " DOUBLE YOUR PLEASURE - XEROX YOUR PAYCHECKS "

At a car dealership in Maryland to announce new seat belt legislation: "Belt your family. It's the law."

********

Seen while traveling in the Yucatan Peninsula: "Broken English spoken perfectly"

********

At an Applebee's restaurant: "NOTICE: AFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY! A new 6% tax will be charged for the cost of collecting taxes!"

********

Fitness Center sign: "Self Esteem is feeling good about yourself - regardless of the facts."

********

In restaurant: "Open seven days a week and weekends."

********

On the freeway in Boston during a MAJOR transformation of the streets and bridges, "Rome wasn't built in a day. If it was we would have hired their contractor."


********

A sign in front of an advertising agency in south superhighway, Philippines: "A BUSINESS WITH NO SIGN IS A SIGN OF NO BUSINESS"


********

A sign in front of a Macadamia Nut Factory in Hawaii: "Caution: Nuts crossing road."



Staten Island Web Forums Index.