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It Ain'ta What ita Soundsa Like Harry White hrwhite leighnharry@earthlink.net A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They seat themselves and engage in animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores their conversation at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following:

"Emma come first. Den I come. Two asses, they come together. I come once again. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come once-a-more."

"You foul-mouthed swine," screeched the lady indignantly. "In this country we don't talk about our sex lives in public!"

"Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Imma just tellun my friend howa to spella Mississippi."



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