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Happy Valentines Day Dan Blaine DBLIVIT blaine@eucom.mil FOR YOU ROMANTIC TYPES OUT THERE,
> > HERE'S A RED-NECK VALENTINE'S LOVE POEM
> > ****************
> > Collards is green my dog's name is Blue
> > and I'm so lucky to have a sweet thang like you.
> >
> > Yore hair is like cornsilk a-flapping in the breeze
> > Softer than Blue's and without all them fleas.
> >
> > You move like the bass, which excite me in May.
> > You ain't got no scales but I luv you anyway.
> >
> > Yo're as satisfy'n as okry jist a-fry'n in the pan.
> > Yo're as fragrant as "snuff" right out of the can.
> >
> > You have som'a yore teeth, for which I am proud;
> > I hold my head high when we're in a crowd.
> >
> > On special occasions, when you shave under yore arms,
> > well, I'm in hawg heaven, and awed by yore charms.
> >
> > Still them fellers at work, they all want to know,
> > what I did to deserve such a purdy, young doe.
> >
> > Like a good roll of duct tape yo're there fer yore man,
> > to patch up life's troubles and fix what you can.
> >
> > Yo're as cute as a junebug a-buzzin' overhead.
> > You ain't mean like those far ants I found in my bed.
> >
> > Cut from the best cloth like a plaid flannel shirt,
> > you spark up my life more than a fresh load of dirt.
> >
> > When you hold me real tight like a padded gunrack,
> > my life is complete; Ain't nuttin' I lack.
> >
> > Yore complexion, it's perfection, like the best vinyl sidin'.
> > despite all the years, yore age, it keeps hidin'.
> >
> > Me 'n' you's like a Moon Pie with a RC cold drank,
> > we go together like a skunk goes with stank.
> >
> > Some men, they buy chocolate for Valentine's Day;
> > They git it at Wal-Mart, it's romantic that way.
> >
> > Some men git roses on that special day
> > from the cooler at Kroger. "That's impressive," I say.
> >
> > Some men buy fine diamonds from a flea market booth.
> > "Diamonds are forever," they explain, suave and couth.
> >
> > But for this man, honey, these won't do.
> > Cause yo're too special, you sweet thang you.
> >
> > I got you a gift, without taste nor odor,
> > more useful than diamonds...
> > IT'S A NEW TROLLIN' MOTOR!!





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