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Useful Phrases Harry White hrwhite I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to worship me.
I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.
I don't work here. I'm a consultant.
It sounds like English, but I can't understand a word you're saying.
I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.
You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.
I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you.
The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist.
What am I? Flypaper for freaks!?
Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial.
You!... Off my planet!
Does your train of thought have a caboose?
A PBS mind in an MTV world.
Allow me to introduce my selves.
Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.
Well, this day was a total waste of makeup.
I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.
Stress is when you wake up screaming & you realize you haven't fallen asleep yet.
Too many freaks, not enough circuses.
How do I set a laser printer to stun?
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted the paychecks.

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