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Quotes About Cats Harry White hrwhite leighnharry@earthlink.net ** "Managing senior programmers is like herding cats - Dave Platt
** "Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are subtle and will piss on your computer." - Bruce Graham
** "There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast." - Unknown
** "Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this." - Anonymous
** "Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow." - Jeff Valdez
** "In a cat's eye, all things belong to cats." - English proverb
** "As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat." - Ellen Perry Berkeley
** "One cat just leads to another." - Ernest Hemmingway
** "Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later." - Mary Bly
** "Cats are rather delicate creatures and they are subject to a good many ailments, but I never heard of one who suffered from insomnia." - Joseph Wood Krutch
** "People that hate cats, will come back as mice in their next life." - Faith Resnick
** "There are many intelligent species in the universe. They are all owned by cats." - Anonymous
** "I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior." - Hippolyte Taine
** "No heaven will not ever Heaven be; Unless my cats are there to welcome me." - Unknown
** "There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats." - Albert Schweitzer
** "The cat has too much spirit to have no heart." - Ernest Menaul
** "Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they are God."
** "Time spent with cats is never wasted." - Colette
** "Some people say that cats are sneaky, evil, and cruel. True, and they have many other fine qualities as well." - Missy Dizick
** "You will always be lucky if you know how to make friends with strange cats." - Colonial American proverb
** "Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does any harm to ask for what you want." -Joseph Wood Krutch
** "I got rid of my husband. The cat was allergic"
** "My husband said it was him or the cat ... I miss him sometimes."



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