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A Close Shave Harry White hrwhite leighnharry@earthlink.net A really good-looking girl was giving a man a manicure in the barber shop. "How about a date when you finish work?" he asked. "I can't" she replied, "I am married." "So call up you husband and tell him you're going to visit a sick girlfriend," said the man. "Why don't you tell him yourself" said the girl, "he's the one shaving you."



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