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The Birthday Present Dan Blaine DBLIVIT A middle aged man takes his wife out to dinner to celebrate her 40th birthday.

After the drinks arrive and the orders are taken he asks her:

“So honey, what would you like as a birthday present? A diamond ring, a new car or perhaps a fur coat?”

She replies: “I want a divorce.”

He answers: “I hadn’t planned on spending that much.”

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