The Birthday Present Dan Blaine DBLIVIT email@example.com
A middle aged man takes his wife out to dinner to celebrate her 40th birthday.
After the drinks arrive and the orders are taken he asks her:
“So honey, what would you like as a birthday present? A diamond ring, a new car or perhaps a fur coat?”
She replies: “I want a divorce.”
He answers: “I hadn’t planned on spending that much.”
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