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Benifits of Being a Woman Harry White hrwhite leighnharry@earthlink.net We got off the Titanic first.

We can scare male bosses with mysterious gynecological disorder excuses.

We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.

We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central figure in a
computer game.

Taxis stop for us.

We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.

New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life.

No fashion faux pas we make could ever rival The Speedo.

We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves.

If we forget to shave, no one has to know.

We can congratulate our teammate without ever touching her butt.

We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are
still there.

We have the ability to dress ourselves.

We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them
naked.

There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.

We'll never regret piercing our ears

We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.

We'll never discover we've been duped by a Wonderbra.



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