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New State License Plate Slogans Harry White hrwhite leighnharry@earthlink.net Alabama: Yes, we have electricity.
Alaska: It's Beautiful, it's Friendly, it's Cold.
Arizona: But It's a Dry Heat.
Arkansas: Litterasy Ain't Everthang.
California: As Seen on TV.
Colorado: If you don't ski, don't bother.
Connecticut: Like Massachusetts, Only Cleaner and With More Character.
Delaware: We Really Do Like the Chemicals in our Water.
Florida: Ask Us About Our Grandkids.
Georgia: We put the "Fun" in Fundamentalism
Hawaii: Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru (Death to Mainland Scum, But Leave
Your Money).
Idaho: Potatoes and NeoNazi's ... What More Could You Ask For?
Illinois: Please Don't Pronounce the "S".
Indiana: 2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free.
Iowa: We Do Amazing Things With Corn.
Kansas: Where Science Don't Mean S**t
Kentucky: Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names.
Louisiana: We're Not All Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That's Our Tourism Campaign.
Maine: We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster.
Maryland: A Thinking Man's Delaware.
Massachusetts: Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's (For Most Tax brackets).
Michigan: First Line of Defense - From the Canadians.
Minnesota: 10,000 Lakes - 10,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes.
Mississippi: Come Feel Better About Your Own State.
Missouri: Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars at Work.
Montana: Land of the Big Sky, the Unabomber, Right-Wing Crazies, and Little
Else.
Nebraska: Ask About Our State Motto Contest.
Nevada: Whores and Poker!
New Hampshire: Go Away and Leave Us Alone.
New Jersey: You Want a ##$%##! Motto? I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right Here!
New Mexico: Lizards Make Excellent Pets.
New York: You Have the Right to Remain Silent,You Have the Right to an
Attorney...
North Carolina: Tobacco is a Vegetable.
North Dakota: We Really are One of the 50 States!
Ohio: At Least We're Not Michigan.
Oklahoma: Like the Play, only No Singing.
Oregon: Spotted Owl ... It's What's For Dinner.
Pennsylvania: Cook With Coal.
Rhode Island: We're Not REALLY An Island.
South Carolina: Remember the Civil War? We Didn't Actually Surrender.
South Dakota: Closer Than North Dakota.
Tennessee: The Educashun State.
Texas: Si' Hablo Ing'les (Yes, I speak English).
Utah: Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus.
Vermont: Yep.
Virginia: Who Says Government Stiffs and Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix?
(or A Good Place to Stop and Pee)
Washington: Help! We're Overrun By Nerds and Slackers!
Washington, D.C.: Wanna Be Mayor?
West Virginia: One Big Happy Family - Really!
Wisconsin: Come Cut Our Cheese.
Wyoming: Where men are men and sheep are scared.



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