Jewish American Princess Harry White hrwhite firstname.lastname@example.org
Did you hear about the new Jewish American Princess horror film?
It's called Debbie Does Dishes.
Did you hear about the new Jewish American Princess porno film?
It's called Debbie Does Nothing.
What's the difference between a Jewish American Princess and an Italian American Princess?
With the Italian American Princess, the jewels are fake and the orgasms are real.
How does a Jewish wife cheat on her husband?
She has a headache with the milkman.
What's a Jewish wife's idea of a perfect house??
6,000 sq. ft., no kitchen, no bedroom.
How does a Jewish couple perform sex doggy style?
The man sits up and begs, the woman rolls over and plays dead.
How do you know a Jewish wife reaches orgasm?
She drops her emery board.
What is a Jewish wife's favorite position?
What is a Jewish wife's definition of foreplay?
3 hours of begging.
Why do Jewish husbands die 5 years before their wives?
They want to.
How do Jewish wives prepare their children for supper?
They put them in the car.
What is the difference between a Jewish wife and a vulture?
A vulture waits until you are dead to eat your heart out!
Jewish view on when life begins: There's a big controversy on when life begins. In Jewish tradition the fetus is not considered viable until after it graduates from medical school.
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