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Old guy blues Charlie Joseph CharlieJ My nookie days are over
My pilot light is out
What used to be my sex appeal
Is now my water spout
Time was when, on its own accord
Against my trousers it would spring
But now I've got a full time job
To find the blasted thing
It used to be embarrassing
The way it would behave
For every single morning
It would rise and watch me shave
Now with age encroaching
It gives to me the blues
To see it hang its little head
And watch me tie my shoes

Apologies to real poets!

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