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Three Jockeys Harry White hrwhite Three jockeys were enjoying a night's drinking. As the evening passed they became more
and more morose.
The first jockey said "My wife's having an affair with an electrician!" When asked
how he knew he explained that he had found a voltmeter under his bed.
The second jockey also admitted that his wife had a lover, but that he was a plumber
as he'd found a monkey wrench under his bed.
The third jockey was by now looking really depressed and after some urging admitted
that his wife was also having an affair, but that he knew that she was sleeping with a
horse! Asked how he knew the third jockey replied, "Last night I came home and found
a jockey under my bed!"

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