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A Nudder Blond Post Harry White hrwhite What's the difference between a blond and a trampoline? You take your shoes off before you jump on a trampoline!

What's a blond's mating call? I'm drunk! Someone take me home!

Why are all blond jokes one-liners? So brunettes can understand them!!!

How do blonds spell 'farm?' E-I-E-I-O!!!!

How do you drown a blond? Either put a mirror or a scratch and sniff on the bottom of a swimming pool!

Do you know the brunette's mating call? Has the damned blond left yet???

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