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Blond Story of All Time Harry White hrwhite leighnharry@earthlink.net It's a blonde story to end all blonde stories! A True Story.... If she had killed herself-God forbid- she'd be a shoo-in for the Darwin Award.

Last summer, down on Lake Isabella, located in the high desert, an hour east of Bakersfield, California, a blonde (of course!!), new to boating was having a problem. No matter how hard she tried, she just couldn't get her brand new 22-ft. Bayliner to perform. It wouldn't plane at all, and it was very sluggish in almost every maneuver, no matter how much power she
applied.

After about an hour of trying to make it go, she putted over to a nearby marina. Maybe they could tell her what was wrong. A thorough topside check revealed everything was in perfect working order. The engine ran fine, the outdrive went up and down, the prop was the correct size and pitch. So, one
of the marina guys jumped into the water to check underneath only to come up choking on water, he was laughing so hard.


REMEMBER, this is TRUE.


Under the boat, still strapped securely in place, was the trailer



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