Things to Do on an Elevator Jim Donnelly Artful Codger firstname.lastname@example.org
Somebody sent me a list of 15 or 20 of these the other day, but I only liked two of them. Here they are:
THINGS TO DO ON AN ELEVATOR
Greet everybody with a warm handshake as they get on the elevator and ask them to call you Admiral.
Stare and grin at somebody for a good long while and then announce: "I've got new socks on."
________ One other that wasn't bad:
Grimace as you smack your forehead again and again, while muttering: "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!"
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