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Quotes Harry White hrwhite Not the brightest crayon in the box now,are we?

An erection doesn't count as personal growth.

This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting.

If I want to hear the pitter-patter of little feet, I'll put shoes on my cat.

Did the aliens forget to remove your anal probe?

And your cry-baby whiny opinion would be ...?

Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.

Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.

Do they ever shut up on your planet?

I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.

I can't remember if I'm the good twin or the evil one.

How many times do I have to flush before you go away?

Can I trade this job for what's behind door #2?

Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?

You look like crap. Is that the style now?

Aw, did I step on your poor little bitty ego?

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