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2 cannibals George Jaenicke grjaenicke TWO CANNIBALS

Two cannibals were walking through the jungle talking when one mentioned that he had a belly ache. The other cannibal asked "Well, did you eat anything out of the ordinary lately?" "No", replied the first, "All I've eaten recently was a missionary." "Hmm", said the second, "And how did you cook him?" "I boiled him as usual" replied the first. The second asked, "Was he tall, thin and wearing a black robe with a white collar?" "No" replied the first, "He was short, fat, balding, and wore a brown robe." "Aha!" exclaimed the second, "There's your problem, you shouldn't have boiled him, that was a Friar!"

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