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Only In America George Jaenicke grjaenicke grjaenicke@mindspring.com Only in America...

Can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance....

Are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink...

Do people order double cheese b urgers, a large fry and a diet coke...

Do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the
counters...

Do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and leave
useless things and junk in boxes in the garage...

Do banks install Braille symbols at the drive up teller machine.

Do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting
so we wont miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place...

Do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight...

Do we use the word politics to describe the process so well.
Poli in Latin meaning many and tics meaning blood sucking creatures...



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