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doctors Robert Sheridan bobsheridan bobsheridan@earthlink.net Change "politicians" to "judges" and I think we've got the makings of a good Hall O' Justice yarn. Here's one told to me, by a judge, of course, in chambers.

Guy goes into a bar, orders a drink, holds it high, and says, "All lawyers are assh*les!" and tosses it down.

Guy down the end of the bar with the briefcase and the three-piece suit, says, "I object to that remark."

Guy who made the toast says, "Why, you must be a lawyer."

"No, I'm an assh*le!"

-rs



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