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doctors Harry White hrwhite leighnharry@earthlink.net Five surgeons were discussing who makes the best patients to operate on.

The first surgeon said, "I like to see accountants on my operating table, because when you open them up everything inside is numbered."

The second responded, "Yeah, but you should try electricians, everything inside is color coded."

The third responded, "No, I really think librarians are best, everything inside them is in alphabetical order."

The fourth surgeon constructively chimed in, "You know I like construction workers. Those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over at the end and they understand when the job takes longer than you said it would."

But the fifth surgeon shut them all up when he observed, "You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on, there's no guts, no heart, no spine, and the head and butt are interchangeable."



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