One of the local policeman was coming off his shift & noticed a van without its headlights on. He pulled the van over just to warn the driver. The gentlemen's wife, sitting on the passenger side, starting bad mouthing the officer. The officer explained he just wanted her husband to turn his headlights on. She persisted that there was nothing wrong & resented being delayed. Finally the officer asked how she knew nothing was wrong. She replied:"My husband has been drinking, so I have been watching him very closely, that is how I know!" The officer took the husband in & sent the wife on her way.
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