My uncle spent days looking for his new hat. Finally, he decided to go to church on Sunday and sit in back. During the service, he would sneak out and grab a hat from the rack at the front door.On Sunday he went to church and sat in the back. The sermon was about the 10 Commandments. He sat through the whole sermon and instead of sneaking out he went to talk to the minister. He said to the minister "Father, I came here today to steal a hat to replace the one I lost, but after hearing your sermon on the 10 Commandments, I changed my mind." Bless you my son. Was it when I started to preach thou shall not steal, that changed your heart?" My uncle responded, "No, it was the one on adultery. When you started to preach on that, I remembered where I left my hat."
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