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1.
My tire was thumping....
I thought it was flat....
when I looked at the tire....
I noticed your cat... Sorry

2.
You had your bladder removed
and you're on the mends....
here's a bouquet of flowers
and a box of Depends.

3.
Happy Vasectomy!
Hope you feel zippy!
'Cause when I had mine
I got real snippy.

4.
Heard your wife left you...
How upset you must be...
But don't fret about it ....
She moved in with me



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