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What is a Cat?
Cats do what they want
They rarely listen to you
They're totally unpredictable
They whine when they are not happy
When you want to play, they want to be alone
When you want to be alone, they want to play
They expect you to cater to their every whim
They're moody
They leave hair everywhere
They drive you nuts and cost an arm and a leg

Conclusion: They're tiny women in little fur coats



What is a Dog?
Dogs lie around all day, sprawled on the most comfortable piece of furniture in the house.
They can hear a package of food opening half a block away, but don't hear you when you're in the same room
They can look dumb and lovable all at the same time
They growl when they are not happy
When you want to play, they want to play
When you want to be alone, they want to play
They are great at begging
They will love you forever if you rub their tummies
They leave their toys everywhere
They do disgusting things with their mouths and then try to give you a kiss

Conclusion: They're tiny men in little fur coats


Charliej



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