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Best T-Shirts of 1999:

I Fought the Lawn & the Lawn Won

If It's Called Tourist Season, Why Can't We Shoot 'Em?

Senior Citizen - Give Me My Damn Discount!

If You Want Breakfast In Bed, Sleep In The Kitchen

In Dog Years, I'm Dead!

Get A New Car For Your Spouse, It'll Be A Great Trade!

In America, Anyone Can Be President. That's One of the Risks You Take.

And my favorite:

What if the Hokey Pokey really IS what it's all about?

Rolling Stone

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