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A young doctor had moved into town and was setting up a new practice. He had a new sign painted and hung it in front of his office, proclaiming his specialties:
"Homosexuals & Hemorrhoids."
The town fathers were upset with the sign and asked him please to change it.
The Doctor was eager to please, so he put up a new sign:
"Queers & Rears."
The town fathers were really fuming about that one, so they demanded that the Doctor come up with a decent sign that would not offend the townspeople.
So the Doctor came up with an acceptable sign:
"Odds & Ends."

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