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A married couple decided that the only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon
quickie with their 10 year old son in the apartment was to send him out on
the balcony and order him to report on all the neighborhood activities.

The boy started his commentaries as his parents put their plan into operation!

"There's a car being towed from the parking lot," he said, "and the ambulance
just drove by." A few minutes passed. "Looks like the Andersons have
company," he called out, "Matt's riding a new bike and the Cooper's are
having sex."

His parents suddenly sat up in bed and pulled the covers over themselves."
"How do you know that?" the startled father asked!

"Their kid is standing out on the balcony, too." his son replied.



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